10 Advantages of Being Schizoid

1) Save money. Schizoids can survive with little money because of few needs. Not having a partner means you don’t have to go out to dinner or buy expensive gifts.

2) Enjoy your hobbies when you want. Schizoids usually prefer solitary activities such as reading, writing, drawing, using computers etc. No need to worry about team mates for an activity.

3) Not being in constant need of having people around means less chance of getting lonely.

4) Low risk of sexually transmitted illnesses.

5) Help in the fight against overpopulation.

6) Poor social skills or other annoying/toxic personality traits will not negatively effect others.

7) Low ambition allows us to be useful dupes/stepping stones for people who actually enjoy life and are driven to get ahead.

Schizoids often learn on their own, independently.

9) Spends more time indoors, so less chance of sun burn/ skin cancer.

10) Detachment allows the schizoid to distance himself from the people and to have clear mind and heart, free of the prejudice and clichés among which mass society moves.

I'm guessing this is tongue in cheek. That's quite funny.

I do like number 5